Mom: You can go on a mission and be a missionary too when you grow up.
4-year old son: No, I want to be a scout.
Mom: Scouts grow up to be missionaries.
Son: Okay, I’ll be a missionary scout.
Overheard by: Elder Tenderfoot
Parents
6-year-old trying to understand text messaging: Uh, so does the paper envelope fly through the universe and then come back to the world?
Overheard by: All Thumbs
5-year-old boy: Molly and me weren’t alive when Mackenzie was a baby. Was Jesus still not done making us?
Overheard by: PreMortal Life
Mother: Clean up, the choir will be here soon.
7-year old daughter: You mean the REAL choir?
Mother: The ward choir, it’s a real choir.
Daughter: Oh, I thought you meant the Tabernacle Choir, it was going to be pretty crowded in here.
Overheard by: Mr. Mac
CTR 5 teacher: Did anything exciting happen to you this week?
CTR 5 boy: Yes. My dad went to Home Depot and bought me these new church clothes and a Wii. …This sweater makes me really itchy.
Overheard by: Primarily Mesa
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4-Year-Old Saying Family Prayer: And please bless that mommy will set the alarm so no burglars will come and steal Daddy’s underwear.
Overheard by: Fruit Of The Loom
Mom in FHE: Who told Joseph Smith where to find the gold plates?
5-year-old son: Angel Bologna!
Overheard by: ColdCuts
