Mom: Jesus took dinosaurs off the earth so that we could come here and get our bodies.
Boy seeing dinosaur display: Look Mommy! Jesus KILLED it!
Overheard by: Dani
Parents
Child: Why do we have to go to church on Sunday?
Mom: Because that’s what Jesus wants us to do.
Child: Why doesn’t Jesus ever want to do what I want to do?
Overheard by: Kim
Testimony bearer: I know this is the only true church.
Child to mother: What? This is the ONLY true church [building]? What about Jared? He is gonna be bummed. He thinks he is going to the only true church!
Overheard by: My-building-is-better-than-your-building
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on November 20, 2008
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Boy in sacrament meeting: [whispers]
Mom: What? I can’t hear you.
Boy: [whispers]
Mom: Honey, you have to say it louder. I can’t hear you.
Boy shouting: I really want to go home now!
Overheard by: Kim
5-year-old boy: Mom, I’m hungry.
Mom: You will have to wait until after church.
5-year-old boy: [biting big brothers arm] Mmmmm… Satisfying!
Overheard by: Suddenly Satisfied
4-year-old boy bearing testimony: I’m so glad Daddy gave Mommy a special hug so my sister and I could be born.
Overheard by: BearHug
