3-year-old during a confirmation: Mom, what are they doing up there?
Mom: Giving him the Holy Ghost.
3-year-old: Oooooo! Scary!
Overheard by: Speechless
Parents
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 23, 2010
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Dad helping his son finish up a loooong testimony: … In the name of Jesus Christ…
4-year-old son: NO! I Don’t wanna do it like that!
Overheard by: tMeeting
New Sunbeam: I’m scared of three!
Overheard by: First Day of Sunbeams
Two-year-old bedtime prayer: Please help me to know the truth. And help Mommy and Daddy give me more candy. And…
Overheard by: Snickering Mother
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 19, 2010
Children, General, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Mother trying to drag her son away from the podium after bearing her testimony: C’Mon honey, it’s not our turn to talk anymore.
Son yelling: I don’t want to go now mom, I’m pooping!
Overheard by: Sister Snickering
Guy changing baby’s diaper: Yeah, my baby’s poop stinks huh?
Sunbeam boy: My Dad’s farts smell like rotten eggs!
Overheard by: Beans, Broccoli, and Fiber
Little girl to mom upon returning home from church: Mom did you know that Santa is talked about in the Scriptures?
Mom: Oh really? Are you sure about that?
Little Girl: Well, I’m not totally positive but it does say Ho! Ho!
Overheard by: Bowl Full Of Jelly
