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Printed in ward bulletin: Stake Choir practice begins tonight at 6:00 at the Stake Center. Baby sisters will be provided. Please come.
Overheard by: The Stork
Parents
Six year old girl to her grandma: …and we thought of a new game! Like right now we are going to F-word the B-word!
Mom clarifying: Finish the bathroom.
Overheard by: Embarrassed Momma
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RS sister #1 to RS sister #2 who is newly pregnant with 5th child: So I heard a rumor… is it true?
RS sister #2: Yep.
RS sister #1: Was it planned?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes.
RS sister #1: So you really DID want another child?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes. It would appear so.
Overheard by: MamaOfMany
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 21, 2010
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting / 2 Comments
5-year-old boy bearing testimony: I just want to say that I’m so proud of my family because they’ve stopped saying the F-word.
5-year-old’s dad gets up later: Just so you know, the F-word is “fart.”
Overheard by: Tash
3-year-old pointing to a picture of Christ after learning the song ‘When He Comes Again’: Look mom, it’s Harold Angel.
Overheard by: George Bailey
Mom giving a FHE lesson on prophets and the Book of Mormon: So what would have happened if Nephi hadn’t gone back to get the brass plates?
4-year-old: ohhh, that would have been a bad choice, because… then they’d have no plates to eat their food on!
Overheard by: Fine China and Scriptures
5-year-old boy: Mom, did Jesus make snot?
Overheard by: Wendy
