Overheard In The Ward

15-year-old girl: There are no cute guys in our ward.
Mother: Don’t worry, all the cute boys are in different stakes, but you’ll find them.
12-year-old girl: Don’t they make an app for that? I mean they make apps for everything!

Overheard by: There’s-An-App-For-That

Son: Hey, Mom, can we have some of those, what are they called? Mexican waffles? later?
Mom: You mean English muffins?
Son: Oh yeah, those.

Overheard by: Mike

4-year-old girl: Mom, can I read scriptures with you?
Mom: Sure, I’m reading about Abinadi.
Girl: Oh, I know who he is… He’s the one who got fired.’

Overheard by: Burnt Ends

4-year-old daughter: Mom, you need to turn right.
Mom: Why?
Daughter: Because we were told to choose the right way in primary. Not left! You know, CTR!

Overheard by: Training Permit

Six-year-old girl: Why did they build the Rammy-dum-dum?

Overheard by: Suckers

Congregation: [Raises hands]
13-year-old girl: Yay! It’s anonymous!
Mom: Honey, it’s unanimous.

Overheard by: Sister of Jared

Mother explaining Easter and resurrection to a 4-year-old: So even though He was dead, and His body was buried, He came alive again!
4-year-old: So then He was a zombie?

Overheard by: Media House