Son: Hey, Mom, can we have some of those, what are they called? Mexican waffles? later?
Mom: You mean English muffins?
Son: Oh yeah, those.
Overheard by: Mike
Parents
4-year-old girl: Mom, can I read scriptures with you?
Mom: Sure, I’m reading about Abinadi.
Girl: Oh, I know who he is… He’s the one who got fired.’
Overheard by: Burnt Ends
4-year-old daughter: Mom, you need to turn right.
Mom: Why?
Daughter: Because we were told to choose the right way in primary. Not left! You know, CTR!
Overheard by: Training Permit
Six-year-old girl: Why did they build the Rammy-dum-dum?
Overheard by: Suckers
Congregation: [Raises hands]
13-year-old girl: Yay! It’s anonymous!
Mom: Honey, it’s unanimous.
Overheard by: Sister of Jared
Mother explaining Easter and resurrection to a 4-year-old: So even though He was dead, and His body was buried, He came alive again!
4-year-old: So then He was a zombie?
Overheard by: Media House
Older sister after her little brother spilled a Popsicle all over the carpet: Mom is going to kill us!
Little brother: Well, when you tell her, I’m going to be out of the room! I don’t want to see anybody killed!
Overheard by: The Warden
