Testimony bearer: I want to thank each person in this ward for the love that they show to me each day through their thoughtless actions…
Overheard by: Andrea
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Primary Teacher: What will you ask Jesus when he comes back?
Sunbeam: I will ask him were Santa Claus is.
Overheard by: EZ Bake Oven
Older Brother handing can of air freshener to wife: Will you please spray my hair again? I want to bear my testimony and I don’t want to look silly up there.
Overheard by: Chris
Counselor at the pulpit: Reminder, the Temple is closed. Also, we encourage you to attend as often as possible. [long pause] I’ll get back to you on that one…
Overheard in the Ward by: Marty McFly
Primary Child: Teacher, Teacher, my sister is going to get married! She’s supposed to get married next month but, don’t tell anyone, she’s getting married on Saturday instead.
[Next Sunday]
Primary Child: Teacher! My sister got married! And guess what… [drops voice to a whisper] I’m going to be an Aunt!
Overheard by: Your Daughter’s Primary Teacher
