Overheard In The Ward

While the rest of primary is singing a primary song, Sunbeam singing Aerosmith: Dream on, dream on. Dream until the dream come true.

Overheard by: Proud Sister

Bishopric member: Then the closing hymn will be number 60, Battle Hymn of the Republicans.

Overheard by: Ken Colborn

Mother: Clean up, the choir will be here soon.
7-year old daughter: You mean the REAL choir?
Mother: The ward choir, it’s a real choir.
Daughter: Oh, I thought you meant the Tabernacle Choir, it was going to be pretty crowded in here.

Overheard by: Mr. Mac

3-year-old singing along to Oh Tannenbuam: Oh Cannonball! Oh Cannonball!

Overheard by: Doug

Bishopric member putting in a plug: The stake president has asked that a priesthood choir be put together for stake conference. So brethren, if you sing, go the Stake Center Sunday at 6 p.m. They need all the help they can get.

Overheard by: SnickeringSinger

Ward choir director after a rocky beginning to a song: Well, there are not tenors here today. That’s why we… can’t hear them.

Overheard by: My Imaginary Congregation

Older gentleman beginning his talk after a music number where the singers accidentally sang the second verse twice and had to go back and correct themselves: Well, that was going really well… until the song.

Overheard by: MommaT