Son to mother eating Turkey Tenders Turkey Jerky: Mom, are you are going to eat that?
Mother: Sure… why not?
Son: …
Mother: What do you think Turkey Tenders are?
Son Pointing at his Tenders: These?
Overheard by: Air In And He
Son to mother eating Turkey Tenders Turkey Jerky: Mom, are you are going to eat that?
Mother: Sure… why not?
Son: …
Mother: What do you think Turkey Tenders are?
Son Pointing at his Tenders: These?
Overheard by: Air In And He
Youth Speaker #1: My mom is the best because even though it was David Archuleta Day and she really wanted to go to the shenanigans, she came to my soccer game instead.
Youth Speaker #2: My mom is the best because she rearranged all of her plans so she could go to David Archuleta Day with me.
Overheard by: Voted for Brooke.
Mother at Stake Dance: 1st base is having your arms around each other or holding hands. 2nd base is kissing.
3rd base… well… we don’t even talk about 3rd base.
Overheard by: Pete Rose
Child from inside bathroom stall: Mom. Your bum covers the WHOLE seat!
Overheard by: One Stall Over
Mom: Say bye to grandma… we won’t be back for a little while.
Child: We are coming back for their funeral right?
Overheard by: The Day Dawn
Daughter looking at box: Mom… Is this a picture of Gordon B. Hinkley or just some other old guy?
Mom: No. That’s a picture of Orville Redenbacher
Overheard by: Betty Crocker
Mother: What was your lesson on today?
Son: How David fought Goliath and the Philippines!
Overheard by: Rachel