Girl speaking about her mother on Mother’s Day: She’s not afraid to be the bad guy and tie Annie to her high chair to stop her from biting everybody.
Overheard by: Kaitlin
Girl speaking about her mother on Mother’s Day: She’s not afraid to be the bad guy and tie Annie to her high chair to stop her from biting everybody.
Overheard by: Kaitlin
Front page of a sacrament meeting program: “Motherhood–A Scared and Holy Calling” -Boyd K. Packer
Overheard by: Still Chuckling
YW about mother’s day program: So I think we should sing this song with the primary and the young men, because it makes my mom cry, and my aunts cry, and a lot of the other moms cry…
YW chorister: So the lesson here is, if it makes mothers cry, we should do it more often.
Overheard by: Poke In The Eye
Son to mother eating Turkey Tenders Turkey Jerky: Mom, are you are going to eat that?
Mother: Sure… why not?
Son: …
Mother: What do you think Turkey Tenders are?
Son Pointing at his Tenders: These?
Overheard by: Air In And He
Youth Speaker #1: My mom is the best because even though it was David Archuleta Day and she really wanted to go to the shenanigans, she came to my soccer game instead.
Youth Speaker #2: My mom is the best because she rearranged all of her plans so she could go to David Archuleta Day with me.
Overheard by: Voted for Brooke.
Mother at Stake Dance: 1st base is having your arms around each other or holding hands. 2nd base is kissing.
3rd base… well… we don’t even talk about 3rd base.
Overheard by: Pete Rose
Child from inside bathroom stall: Mom. Your bum covers the WHOLE seat!
Overheard by: One Stall Over