mothers

A Mother’s Love

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 28, 2010
Children, General, YSA, Young Men / Young Women / 2 Comments

Girl speaking about her mother on Mother’s Day: She’s not afraid to be the bad guy and tie Annie to her high chair to stop her from biting everybody.

Overheard by: Kaitlin

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Freudian Slip

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 15, 2010
General, Relief Society, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment

Front page of a sacrament meeting program: “Motherhood–A Scared and Holy Calling” -Boyd K. Packer

Overheard by: Still Chuckling

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More Tears = More Love

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 28, 2010
Children, General, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments

YW about mother’s day program: So I think we should sing this song with the primary and the young men, because it makes my mom cry, and my aunts cry, and a lot of the other moms cry…
YW chorister: So the lesson here is, if it makes mothers cry, we should do it more often.

Overheard by: Poke In The Eye

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So That’s Why It’s So Chewy

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on September 04, 2008
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Son to mother eating Turkey Tenders Turkey Jerky: Mom, are you are going to eat that?
Mother: Sure… why not?
Son:
Mother: What do you think Turkey Tenders are?
Son Pointing at his Tenders: These?

Overheard by: Air In And He

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Ryan Seacrest’s Mom is the Bomb

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 11, 2008
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Youth Speaker #1: My mom is the best because even though it was David Archuleta Day and she really wanted to go to the shenanigans, she came to my soccer game instead.

Youth Speaker #2: My mom is the best because she rearranged all of her plans so she could go to David Archuleta Day with me.

Overheard by: Voted for Brooke.

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Home Run!

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 13, 2008
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Mother at Stake Dance: 1st base is having your arms around each other or holding hands. 2nd base is kissing.
3rd base… well… we don’t even talk about 3rd base.

Overheard by: Pete Rose

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And don’t get me started on your thighs.

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 07, 2008
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Child from inside bathroom stall: Mom. Your bum covers the WHOLE seat!

Overheard by: One Stall Over

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