Missionary giving talk: Now she’s 11. She raises goats. She lives a perfectly normal life.
Sister in congregation: Does herding goats make you normal?
Overheard by: ldsjaneite
missionary
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 10, 2009
General, Missionaries, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
General, Missionaries, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
Sister Missionary ends her homecoming talk with her testimony in Romanian [translation]: All of my friends and family are invited over to my house afterwards for a big party with lots of good food.
Overheard by: Alana
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 09, 2009
General, Missionaries, Sacrament Meeting / 10 Comments
General, Missionaries, Sacrament Meeting / 10 Comments
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RM giving the opening prayer at his sister’s homecoming: Please bless the Sacrament that it will nourish and strengthen our bodies…
Overheard by: Alana
A recently returned sister missionary speaking in sacrament meeting about reverence: And that pissed her companion right off! … My fourth point is about using reverence in language. We should never, ever use slang. It can offend people and is not reverent.
Overheard by: Sister Effing
Primary President: Next week’s Primary Program is a special opportunity to be a missionary because who will be there that normally wouldn’t be in sacrament meeting?
7-year-old: Jews!
Overheard by: jondh
Sharing time teacher: Where do you want to serve you mission?
William: In the land of Gospel.
Overheard by: Stephanie
Missionary Mother at Farewell: …and I know that as a missionary there will be rejection. But if anyone can handle rejection its my son Ian.
Overheard by: Brother Ian Thomas Hardin
