Overheard In The Ward

Missionary teaching family about being being spirtualy born: Does anyone know what spirtualy born means?
12-year-old boy after long thought: Is it when you don’t go to church anymore, because you don’t want to sit for 4 hours?
Missionary: Ummmm… I’m pretty sure that’s not what spiritualy born means…
12-year-old: Oh, spiritualy born? I thought you said spiritualy bored.

Overheard by: Spencer E.

Missionary giving talk: Now she’s 11. She raises goats. She lives a perfectly normal life.
Sister in congregation: Does herding goats make you normal?

Overheard by: ldsjaneite

Sister Missionary ends her homecoming talk with her testimony in Romanian [translation]: All of my friends and family are invited over to my house afterwards for a big party with lots of good food.

Overheard by: Alana

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RM giving the opening prayer at his sister’s homecoming: Please bless the Sacrament that it will nourish and strengthen our bodies…

Overheard by: Alana

A recently returned sister missionary speaking in sacrament meeting about reverence: And that pissed her companion right off! … My fourth point is about using reverence in language. We should never, ever use slang. It can offend people and is not reverent.

Overheard by: Sister Effing

Primary President: Next week’s Primary Program is a special opportunity to be a missionary because who will be there that normally wouldn’t be in sacrament meeting?
7-year-old: Jews!

Overheard by: jondh

Sharing time teacher: Where do you want to serve you mission?
William: In the land of Gospel.

Overheard by: Stephanie