Bishopric Councilor: We’ve just got a call from the missionaries. Apparently they’ve locked themselves out of their car. Does anyone have the skills to break into a car?
16 year old priest: [raises hand.]
Councilor: We would prefer that the person not be a teenager breaking into the missionaries’ car.
Overheard by: The Criminal Mind
4-year-old to missionaries over for dinner: Hey guess what? My mommy is going to have a new baby! That is when she goes to the doctor and she has a hole in her and the doctor helps pull the baby out of the hole…
Overheard by: La Maze
College-aged Niece: Uncle Mark, did you get to wear flip flops on your mission to Samoa? … Wait, did they have flip flops back then?
Overheard by: Jimmy Choo
4-year-old to the missionaries at dinner: Hey, you guys are dumb… you dress just the same!
Overheard by: Embarrased mommy
Recently Returned Missionary: I don’t think it’s enough to hold to the Iron Rod. I think you need to straddle it.
Overheard by: Giddyup
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