Missionaries

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Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 28, 2010
General, Missionaries, Young Men / Young Women / 13 Comments

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16-year-old Investigator: Why are all the Mormon missionaries so hot?
YW President: They send the ugly ones on foreign missions.

Overheard by: Wait… I went to Brazil!

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Eternal Concubine

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 11, 2009
General, Missionaries / 3 Comments

Trainer to companion after leaving dinner appointment: So, what did you think of their daughter?
Greenie: Not bad… I’d marry her. What do you think of her?
Trainer: I think she’d make a good concubine.

Overheard by: slurpeefiend

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Missionary Parables

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on August 16, 2009
Children, Missionaries / No Comments

Child after being teased by the Elders: You’re lying!
Sibling: Missionaries don’t tell lies they tell parables.

Overheard by: Fibber McGee

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Breaking and Entering

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 30, 2009
General, Leadership, Missionaries, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments

Bishopric Councilor: We’ve just got a call from the missionaries. Apparently they’ve locked themselves out of their car. Does anyone have the skills to break into a car?
16 year old priest: [raises hand.]
Councilor: We would prefer that the person not be a teenager breaking into the missionaries’ car.

Overheard by: The Criminal Mind

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Red-Faced Missionaries

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 04, 2009
Children, Missionaries, Parents / 1 Comment

4-year-old to missionaries over for dinner:  Hey guess what? My mommy is going to have a new baby! That is when she goes to the doctor and she has a hole in her and the doctor helps pull the baby out of the hole…

Overheard by: La Maze

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The Land Before Shoes

Posted by erinannie on December 27, 2008
General, Missionaries / 1 Comment

College-aged Niece: Uncle Mark, did you get to wear flip flops on your mission to Samoa? … Wait, did they have flip flops back then?

Overheard by: Jimmy Choo

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Victims Of Fashion

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 11, 2008
Children, Missionaries / No Comments

4-year-old to the missionaries at dinner: Hey, you guys are dumb… you dress just the same!

Overheard by: Embarrased mommy

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