Overheard In The Ward

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16-year-old Investigator: Why are all the Mormon missionaries so hot?
YW President: They send the ugly ones on foreign missions.

Overheard by: Wait… I went to Brazil!

Trainer to companion after leaving dinner appointment: So, what did you think of their daughter?
Greenie: Not bad… I’d marry her. What do you think of her?
Trainer: I think she’d make a good concubine.

Overheard by: slurpeefiend

Child after being teased by the Elders: You’re lying!
Sibling: Missionaries don’t tell lies they tell parables.

Overheard by: Fibber McGee

Bishopric Councilor: We’ve just got a call from the missionaries. Apparently they’ve locked themselves out of their car. Does anyone have the skills to break into a car?
16 year old priest: [raises hand.]
Councilor: We would prefer that the person not be a teenager breaking into the missionaries’ car.

Overheard by: The Criminal Mind

4-year-old to missionaries over for dinner:  Hey guess what? My mommy is going to have a new baby! That is when she goes to the doctor and she has a hole in her and the doctor helps pull the baby out of the hole…

Overheard by: La Maze

College-aged Niece: Uncle Mark, did you get to wear flip flops on your mission to Samoa? … Wait, did they have flip flops back then?

Overheard by: Jimmy Choo

4-year-old to the missionaries at dinner: Hey, you guys are dumb… you dress just the same!

Overheard by: Embarrased mommy