EQ President WC Prayer: Father, bless us that we will be able to openly discuss all the affairs of the ward.
Overheard by: Sister Hester Prynne
meeting
F&T Meeting – Middle-aged Woman: The ONLY difference between you and a child abuser is prayer… there were times i did not pray…
Overheard by: John Appleseed
3-year-old Sean*: Where are we going?
Father: We’re going to Fathers and Sons.
3-year-old Sean: What’s Fathers and Sons?
Father: Its like a party… Connor and Cotter will be there with their dads. No moms or sisters get to come.
Sean: Oh… so only penises?
Father: Uhhh… sure.
Overheard by: Big Brother Johnson
Counselor conducting meeting: We don’t know where the bishop is today, but if you see her, wish her a happy birthday.
Overhead by: Plain Sight Female
