Overheard In The Ward

Conducting RS Counselor: There is a walking group for Men, Women, and Friends…
RS President: Um, I think it’s supposed to be Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

Overheard by: Everyone in the Room

Girl Playing A Game With Mom During the Sacrament: Got your boobies. [quieter] Got your boobies. [quieter] Got your boobies. [mom runs from chapel]

Overheard by: Jamie Trwth

Testimony Meeting – Member: I’d like to bear my testimony about the great man that was Pat Tillman…

Overheard by: Honey, who’s that?

Testimony Meeting – Ward Widow: I am so grateful for my deceased husband because he insisted twenty years ago that we get air conditioning.

Overheard by: Single and Overheated

Testimony Meeting – Brother Grateful: My wife is a great lover…

Overheard by: Didn’t Need to Know That

Missionary Mother at Farewell: …and I know that as a missionary there will be rejection. But if anyone can handle rejection its my son Ian.

Overheard by: Brother Ian Thomas Hardin

Sister: I like to escort investigators during meetings… wait… does that make me an escort service?

Overheard by: Cindy Boots