Dad: I am taking you out.
Son: NO! I’ll be good!
Dad: That’s what you keep telling me but I am still taking you out.
Son as they reach the chapel doors: Help me Bishop!
Overheard by: Jillene
meeting
Man bearing testimony: I’ve been having an affair with Sister Jones*.
Sister Jones: That’s a lie!
Man bearing testimony: I meant I’ve been having an affair with her in my heart…
Overheard by: Sunday Soap Opera-lover
5-year-old on Front Row in Sacrament Meeting: Mommy, the Bishop is smoking a cigarette, he is going to get cancer and die, but he won’t go to Heaven because Heavenly Father has told us to not smoke.
Mother: Honey, it’s just a white pen.
5-year-old: No, he is smoking!
Overheard by: Janene
7-year-old to parent: Stake Conference is totally like a video game… I can’t tell if it is real or not. It’s so weird.
Overheard by: Neen Tendough
Little Girl at Pulpit: I love my family. I know the Church is true. I know that President Clinton is a true prophet.
Overheard by: Johnny Lingo
Testimony:That’s when I learned that firearms and alcohol don’t mix…
Overheard by: UTMomof5
Testimony: Some people will tell you that there are no such things as UFO’s but I know they are real… There are UFO’s… I have seen them! One followed me with a great circle of light, out in the desert!
Overheard by: Rose Well
