10-year-old boy: And when I come home from my mission, I’ll be married in the temple to my eternal competition.
Overheard by: Sis. Moon
Marriage
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on September 09, 2011
BYU, Relief Society, Singles, YSA / No Comments
BYU, Relief Society, Singles, YSA / No Comments
BYU Coed: If I don’t hear from a guy after two weeks, I assume he got married.
Overheard by: Lisa
YSA Bishop: I would love to offer you my services… as a matchmaker. Even if you’ve gotten to the point where you’re tired of dating and want to just skip the whole dating process. Then, you can bring me your names, boys and girls, and I’ll just pair you up. I promise I’ll do a good job.
Overheard by: Bishop Yenta
On the back of a 1/4 page flier in the Cougareat:
NEED A HUSBAND?
I’M DESPARATE AND
LOOKING TO SETTLE.
CALL OR TEXT NOW!!!
303-555-9707
Overheard by: Cody
Wife: I’m cold.
Husband putting his arm around wife: Wow, you are cold. You’re stealing all my heat! You’re a joule thief!
Overheard by: One Small Apple
Trainer to companion after leaving dinner appointment: So, what did you think of their daughter?
Greenie: Not bad… I’d marry her. What do you think of her?
Trainer: I think she’d make a good concubine.
Overheard by: slurpeefiend
5-year-old girl: Grandpa, Heavenly Father wants me to get married in the temple, right?
Grandpa: Yes, that’s right.
5-year-old girl: …and Satan, he wants us to get married at Chuck-A-Rama, doesn’t he?
Overheard by: ClistyB
(Chuck-A-Rama – An all-you-can-eat-buffet, much like Hometown buffet, etc.)
