Overheard In The Ward

The bishop’s son: My daddy has a big gun. We use it to shoot birds…. and Indians.

Overheard by: Sitting Bull

Sunbeam after a lesson on the bishop being an inspired man: Hey mom! did you know that our bishop is spider man?

Overheard by: Cait Chenoweth

Bishop, holding up iPhone during Sacrament Meeting: …and this is the further light and knowledge I wish to share with you…

Overheard by: Kate

Young Woman giving a talk in sacrament meeting: We decided to pull pranks at girls’ camp, so we tried to toilet paper around camp, but the bishopric member caught us. So then we tried to rub stuff on the toilet seat, but the stake presidency member caught us. So we mooned him.

Overheard by: Dawn

First Counselor in singles ward: If we have any newcomers, Brother Hilton is our ward clerk, he can help you with any desires or pleasures that you might have.
First Counselor later outside clerk’s office to Brother Hilton: What are you doing?
Brother Hilton: I’m waiting to see if anyone has any desires.

Overheard by: NYCSingles

Bishopric councilor: The closing song is on page 227, There is Sunshine in My Eyes.

Overheard by: Mamma G

Bishop to Primary: What is something that we are supposed to do every morning and night, by ourselves, and with our families?
4-year-old girl: Brush our teeth!

Overheard by: Amanda