Leadership

Good Suggestion

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 23, 2008
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Stake president making closing remarks: I hope that each of us will make love… the primary part of our celebration.

Overheard by: Be Rad

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Shepherds Why This Jubilee?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 22, 2008
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Bishop announcing the program: We will now sing an announcement.

Overheard by: Be Rad

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Fast Sunday Slips

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 18, 2008
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2nd counselor over the pulpit: We will conclude our meeting by singing hymn number 86, How Hungry Thou Art.

Overheard by: StomachPains

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Banned High Council Speaker

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 16, 2008
Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / 6 Comments

High Council Speaker over the pulpit speaking about Christmas: And everyone knows there is no Santa Claus.

Overheard by: Drama Momma

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My Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 13, 2008
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Member of the Bishopric: For our closing song, we will sing Hymm 210, With Wandering Eye.

Overheard by: A Wandering Ward Member

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Where The Sun Don’t Shine

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 11, 2008
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Bishop over pulpit during sacrament meeting: We will now sing, There is Sunshine in My Hole…  Well, I guess we all need a little sunshine in our holes.

Oveheard by: WallEm

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Hiding Beneath His Sex Changing Invisibility Cloak

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 08, 2007
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Counselor conducting meeting: We don’t know where the bishop is today, but if you see her, wish her a happy birthday.

Overhead by: Plain Sight Female

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