Member of the stake presidency: Now would be a good time to take a nap… but I warn you, I do like to call on people that nap.
Overheard by: Sleepy
Leadership
Ward bulletin announcement: Tifie Scout camp website – The bishop will be giving physicals for troop night on Wednesday, July 15 at 6:00 p.m.
Overheard by: Dr. Bishop?
Bishop: Our sacrament hymn was chosen by Sister Jones, but she isn’t here today and we don’t know that song, so we’re going to sing something else.
Overheard by: If I Could Hie
Bishopric member at end of testimony meeting: I think we’ve heard enough of your testimonies today.
Overheard by: Bad meeting
High council speaker: Everyone had been talking about Y2K. I didn’t know what Y2K was. I thought it was a new kind of personal lubricant.
Overheard by: Y2KY
Elders quorum president: When you visit those you home teach you want to recognize their spiritual pulse. Do you know what I mean by spiritual pulse? … Wow, I just saw five of you check your pulse.
Overheard by: High Blood Pressure
Bishop, to sister who was sustained: Okay, Sister..you’re in!
Overheard by: Playful Bum Slap
