Overheard In The Ward

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Pregnant Primary President: The primary presidency has had their share of pregnancies. I think it’s the young women’s turn!

Overheard by: Chasitity Shmastity

Exuberant Primary Pianist: Our primary program kicked a**!

Overheard by: Primizzle Presidizzle

Bishop presenting a Young Women’s Medallion: May you find a man, who will give you better jewelry than this!

Overheard by: Jenny

Counselor at the pulpit: Reminder, the Temple is closed. Also, we encourage you to attend as often as possible. [long pause] I’ll get back to you on that one…

Overheard in the Ward by: Marty McFly

Conducting RS Counselor: There is a walking group for Men, Women, and Friends…
RS President: Um, I think it’s supposed to be Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

Overheard by: Everyone in the Room

EQ President: Brethren, let’s just pull our heads out of our butts and get our home teaching done.

Overheard by: Inner Darkness

Counselor conducting meeting: We don’t know where the bishop is today, but if you see her, wish her a happy birthday.

Overhead by: Plain Sight Female