Music PhD student giving an announcement in Priesthood opening exercises: I’m writing a dissertation on using pedagogical techniques to teach tone-deaf people to sing and I’m looking for volunteers.
Bishopric first counselor: Don’t worry, Brother Johnson has already signed up… Oh… and it’s confidential, by the way.
Overheard by: Pedagog-a-what?
Grandson: Why would you want God to steal your soul?
Grandma: What? God doesn’t steal souls.
Grandson: But I heard you sing, “Please steal my soul.”
Overheard by: The Hymn Reaper
Sunbeam singing: David O. McKay was swallowed by Joseph Fielding Smith.
Overheard by: Nate
Bishop over pulpit during sacrament meeting: We will now sing, There is Sunshine in My Hole… Well, I guess we all need a little sunshine in our holes.
Oveheard by: WallEm
Congregation singing The Star Spangled Banner: The land of the free, and the home of the brave.
Boy in congregation: PLAY BALL!
Overheard by: Brother P. Rose
Relief Society Conductor: We will now sing hymn number 243, “Let us all pass on.”
Overheard by: Laura
Guy: You know the game where you add ‘in the bathroom’ after every hymn title?
Guy #2: Uhh… yeah.
Guy: My favorite is Let Us All Press On.
Overheard by: Number2
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