Overheard In The Ward

Bishop: Our sacrament hymn was chosen by Sister Jones, but she isn’t here today and we don’t know that song, so we’re going to sing something else.

Overheard by: If I Could Hie

Bishopric Counselor announcing musical numbers in sacrament meeting: The Aaronic Priesthood will then sing the Hymn Slightly Beams Our Father’s Mercy. Following our Stake President’s remarks our closing song will be Called to Service, Hymn 249.

Overheard by: JM

Member of the bishopric after a particularly long talk: And the closing hymn will be “The Happy Day at Last is Come”

Overheard by: Sleepy

Bishopric member: Then the closing hymn will be number 60, Battle Hymn of the Republicans.

Overheard by: Ken Colborn

Parent singing 2nd verse of  I Know My Father Lives: He sent me here to Earth, by faith to live his plan…
Singing Kid: No, that’s not right! [Sings] He sent me here to Earth, I hate to live His plan.
Parent: Pretty sure it’s ‘by faith.’
Singing Kid rolling eyes: You don’t even go to Primary!
Singing Kid a bit later: I am a child of God, and he has sent me here…has given me an earthly home, with parents kind of wierd.

Overheard by: Sharing Time Summer School

4-Year-Old: In the song Love One Another, what does shalmeno mean?

Overheard by: James

5-year-old girl to her mother singing Jesus Once Of Humble Birth: Awww, Mom, did you know that Jesus wants a hummingbird?

Overheard by: ClistyB