Daughter: Here’s a valentine I made for you Mom.
Single mom: Thanks. I love you, too.
Daughter: Did you read the bottom?
Single mom: Yes. It says Priceless.
Daughter: Oh… I thought it said Princeless.
Overheard by: Belated Valentine
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Girl: My grandma died and then I got a new one and she got me this new dress.
Overheard by: She Has The New Car Smell
5-year-old: Who thinks putting your middle finger up is bad? Put your hand up!
Overheard by: Any opposed by the same sign
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on May 09, 2011
Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
5-year-old bearing testimony: Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this day… Oh wait.
Overheard by: Prayerimony
Den mother: What do you do if someone comes to the door or calls you on the phone?
Cub scout: Say hello!
Den mother: What if it’s a stranger?
Cub scout: Oh I don’t have to worry about that, I know a lot of people.
Overheard by: Jan D Rus
BYU girl: But aren’t Mormon girls like that? They are just waiting for some returned missionary to get horny in that gospel sort of way.
Overheard by: Desiree
BYU biology professor: Yes, all the elements we’re made of come from stars. So Jesus may want you for a sunbeam, but too late. You already are.
Overheard by: Scatter Sunshine
