Relief Society President: Do we have any visitors?
Visitor: Hi. I’m Stacy’s mom.
RS Sister under breath: I wonder if she’s got it going on.
Overheard by: Lindsay
huh
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on September 01, 2011
Relief Society, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Relief Society, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments
Grandmother speaking in church: Is my talk that bad Drew? He’s my grandson and is starting to fall asleep.
Overheard by: Robert
Member #1: At least I got up early enough to have a decent breakfast.
Member #2: What did you have?
Member #1: Sour Eggs.
Member #2: [blink, blink]
Overheard by: Chattanooga Branch
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on August 23, 2011
Leadership, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Leadership, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
YW President: Have you all ever felt a burning in your bosom as it said in the scripture?
Young women: [chuckles]
YW President: Do you know what a bosom is?
Young women: Your butt?
Overheard by: My bosoms are burning!
5-year-old singing Home On The Range: Where Zelda is heard a discouraging word
Overheard by: Link
YSA girl: I can’t wait until I get married so I can let myself go.
Overheard by: Yoshi
17-year-old YM: Will you go get 5 sets of The Bible? We need them for class.
16-year-old YM: The Bilbe? We don’t beleve in the Bible.
17-year-old YM: Umm… Yeah we do…
16-year-old YM: we do?
Overheard by: I’m still growing a foot or two…
