Beehive: It’s weird because in Utah everyone is Mormon, but here, everyone is lesbian.
Beehive’s sister: LUTHERAN! Not lesbian! You’ve got to stop mixing those two up!
Overheard by: Nikup
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Music leader holding her arms up like she was flexing muscles: Nephi always did what was right. He was told to build a ship, and he was able to do that because the Lord gave him… what?
Valiant: Power tools!
Overheard by: Karen
Son: Hey, Mom, can we have some of those, what are they called? Mexican waffles? later?
Mom: You mean English muffins?
Son: Oh yeah, those.
Overheard by: Mike
4-year-old daughter: Mom, you need to turn right.
Mom: Why?
Daughter: Because we were told to choose the right way in primary. Not left! You know, CTR!
Overheard by: Training Permit
Young girl: I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Ladders and Skates.
Overheard by: Big Snakes
Elders quorum president: When you visit those you home teach you want to recognize their spiritual pulse. Do you know what I mean by spiritual pulse? … Wow, I just saw five of you check your pulse.
Overheard by: High Blood Pressure
General Authority at Stake Leadership Conference: Can I have a couple of volunteers to guard the doors? I’m going to ask everyone to stand before I get started and I don’t want anyone to get away.
Overheard by: Run!
