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False Prophets

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 02, 2011
BYU, General, Singles, YSA / No Comments

BYU student: I prophesy that I’ll do poor on my biology test. Every time I try to study, songs from Enchanted pop into my head!

Overheard by: Jarom

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Prophet President

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 01, 2011
Children, Primary / No Comments

Boy giving testimony: …and I know Thomas Jefferson is a true prophet of god.

Overheard by: North Pole Ward, AK

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Dentimony

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 29, 2011
General / No Comments

LDS dentist radio ad: I know my new teeth are true.

Overheard by: And My Family Loves Me

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Cuddle Excuses

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 28, 2011
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BYU Book of Mormon class professor: Boys, many girls are cold, but few are frozen—so put your arms around them.

Overheard by: Sara

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Bad Romance

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 27, 2011
Children, General, Primary / No Comments

Sunbeam teacher: What’s your favorite Church song—and we’ll sing it together as a class?
Boy: Lady Gaga!

Overheard by: I was born this way

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Last Century

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 26, 2011
Children, Primary / No Comments

Primary chorister: It snowed on the day my daughter, Amelia, was born in 1989.
Primary child: Sheesh, that was back in the 1900s!

Overheard by: Older Than Dust

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Lego Testimony

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on April 21, 2011
Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

11-year-old boy bearing testimony about testimonies: A testimony is like legos. You spend a long time building it up, just so your little brother can come and knock it down.

Overheard by: Building Block Head

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