Overheard In The Ward

CTR8 girl: My mom told me Jesus made the earth.
Primary teacher: Very good!
CTR8 boy: No He didn’t. There were some big rocks floating around in space, and they crashed into each other, and made a big explosion, and then the earth got made.
CTR8 boy #2 scoffing: Nuh-uh. That was on Bionicles.

Overheard by: Bionic Woman

Young girl who just found out the primary president was moving: I’m going to miss her sooo much!
Mom: I know honey, but Heavenly Father is going to call someone really great, and you gonna love her too!
Girl: WAIT!..Heavenly Father has a phone?

Overheard by: Sis C-more

Primary teacher teaching about choosing the right: What do you think you should do to make things right if you took the cookies your mom set out for your brother and ate them?
6-year-old: Cut open your stomach, get the cookies out, and tape it back together.

Overheard by: Marissa W.

Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man.

Overheard by: Scotland YW

Primary Music teacher after reading Hel 5:12: Can anyone guess which song this scripture is tied to? A Song about foundation?
Six year old girl: Fear Thou Damnation?

Overheard by: Stephen

Sunday school teacher: Who here has seen Avatar? Ok, if you have then it’s kind of like this… Satan wants to use us as his avatar!
Class nodding heads in agreement: Ahhh

Overheard by: James C.

Young woman flipping through her Personal Progress book: Shoot! I lost my virtue.

Overheard by: Flipping Pages