First speaker in the evening Stake Priesthood Meeting: He had just been called as a sealer, and I asked him if would be available on… let’s see, do I remember my son’s anniversary? Do I remember my own anniversary? It’s today! It was my anniversary today!
Overheard by: The Back Row
Sister to the old man walking down the hall: See you later, Brother Davis!
Brother Davis: Thanks for the warning!
Overheard by: Emily
High Priest to 30-something Single Sister he just met: So you’re not married?
Single Sister: No, I’m not. My older sister and I live together.
High Priest: She’s not married either?
Single Sister: Nope.
High Priest: What’s wrong with the women in your family?
Overheard by: Seriously?
Elderly brother: Would the bishopric please be more mindful of adjusting the microphone so that speakers are actually talking into it?
Bishop: Good point. We’ll keep that in mind… especially when you’re speaking in two weeks.
Overheard by: Seanette Blaylock
Elderly man bearing his testimony: The Devil, you know, he’s like an octopus that one… and he’ll get out his testicles …and be after you!
Overheard by: Rachel H.
Aging High Priest: So who’s your beau?
Single twenty-something sister: I don’t have one, thank you.
Aging High Priest: What?! So you are like the Hershey factory? All those people making chocolate, and no one gets to eat any of it!
Overheard by: Willy Wonka
Primary President: Well, we were going to meet on the stage…
High Priest Group Leader: We’ll move.
Elders Quorum President: Yeah, they can sleep anywhere.
Overheard by: Stephsterr, The YW Prez
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