Overheard In The Ward

High Priest speaking in sacrament meeting: If anyone tells you they have a problem with organized religion, tell them most of the time we’re disorganized anyway.

Overheard by: High Priests Know Best

50-year-old talking about his lack of grandkids: I wish my kids would get on the ball! I’m gonna buy ‘em a book… Procreation for Dummies.

Overheard by: The Special Hug

HP group teacher: What do you do when you wake up grumpy in the morning?
HP: I don’t wake up grumpy, I just let her sleep.

Overheard by: Zzzz’s

Grandfather speaking in church: If I go overtime, it’s the bishop’s fault. He should of known better than to ask me to speak.

Overheard by: Snoring Grandson

Young mother holding screaming child: Sorry, he just figured out he can scream, and he thinks he’s funny. I thought he’d be sleeping through sacrament by now.
Older Sister pointing to sleeping husband: They usually don’t start that ’til they’re forty.

Overheard by: Thomas S

Stake President teaching priesthood: What does the word “Gospel” mean?
High Priest #1: Good news.
Stake President: Where did you learn that?
High Priest #2: The Jehovah’s Witnesses

Overheard by: Mormon Heretic

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Advanced Aged High Priest: These cold metal chairs! My hemorrhoids don’t agree with them too much…
Young Men’s Advisor to an Elder: I could have gone the rest of the day without hearing that.

Overheard by: Brethren, let’s separate for quorum activities