Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on August 05, 2011
Children,
Parents,
Sacrament Meeting /
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Little girl during the sacrament: Grandma how come we can’t have butter and milk with the sacrament?
Grandma: Because the sacrament’s supposed to help us think about Jesus.
Little Girl: I can still think about Jesus with butter and milk!
Overheard by: Multitasking
Tags: children, grandparents, Parents, sacrament meeting
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on November 19, 2010
Children,
General /
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3-year-old nonmember after sitting reverantly through two days of General Conference: Grandma, was that the last meeting we have to go to?
Grandmother: That was the last meeting Alex.
3-year-old: Oh, I’m so glad, that was the worst movie I ever saw.
Overheard by: Snooz
Tags: children, grandparents
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 25, 2010
Children,
Parents,
Primary /
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Six year old girl to her grandma: …and we thought of a new game! Like right now we are going to F-word the B-word!
Mom clarifying: Finish the bathroom.
Overheard by: Embarrassed Momma
Tags: children, grandparents, Parents, profanity
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on June 04, 2009
Children,
General,
Relief Society /
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RS Sister: My FOURTH grandchild will be born next month! They’re more fun to collect than Beanie Babies EVER were!
Overheard by: Cindy Lou Who
Tags: children, grandparents, Parents, Relief Society
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on May 11, 2009
Children,
Parents,
Primary /
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Primary teacher to visiting girl: Who are you visiting?
Girl: Grandma
Primary teacher: Who is grandma?
Girl: My mommy’s
Primary teacher: Does she have a name?
Girl: Yeah, I told you… Grandma!
Overheard by: Kathy
Tags: children, grandparents, Primary
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 10, 2009
Children,
Parents,
Temples /
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5-year-old girl: Grandpa, Heavenly Father wants me to get married in the temple, right?
Grandpa: Yes, that’s right.
5-year-old girl: …and Satan, he wants us to get married at Chuck-A-Rama, doesn’t he?
Overheard by: ClistyB
(Chuck-A-Rama – An all-you-can-eat-buffet, much like Hometown buffet, etc.)
Tags: children, grandparents, huh, Marriage, temple
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on January 30, 2009
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General,
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Grandson: Why would you want God to steal your soul?
Grandma: What? God doesn’t steal souls.
Grandson: But I heard you sing, “Please steal my soul.”
Overheard by: The Hymn Reaper
Tags: children, grandparents, huh, hymns, music