Overheard In The Ward

Little girl during the sacrament: Grandma how come we can’t have butter and milk with the sacrament?
Grandma: Because the sacrament’s supposed to help us think about Jesus.
Little Girl: I can still think about Jesus with butter and milk!

Overheard by: Multitasking

3-year-old nonmember after sitting reverantly through two days of General Conference: Grandma, was that the last meeting we have to go to?
Grandmother: That was the last meeting Alex.
3-year-old: Oh, I’m so glad, that was the worst movie I ever saw.

Overheard by: Snooz

Six year old girl to her grandma: …and we thought of a new game! Like right now we are going to F-word the B-word!
Mom clarifying: Finish the bathroom.

Overheard by: Embarrassed Momma

RS Sister: My FOURTH grandchild will be born next month! They’re more fun to collect than Beanie Babies EVER were!

Overheard by: Cindy Lou Who

Primary teacher to visiting girl: Who are you visiting?
Girl: Grandma
Primary teacher: Who is grandma?
Girl: My mommy’s
Primary teacher: Does she have a name?
Girl: Yeah, I told you… Grandma!

Overheard by: Kathy

5-year-old girl: Grandpa, Heavenly Father wants me to get married in the temple, right?
Grandpa: Yes, that’s right.
5-year-old girl: …and Satan, he wants us to get married at Chuck-A-Rama, doesn’t he?

Overheard by: ClistyB

(Chuck-A-Rama – An all-you-can-eat-buffet, much like Hometown buffet, etc.)

Grandson: Why would you want God to steal your soul?
Grandma: What? God doesn’t steal souls. 
Grandson: But I heard you sing, “Please steal my soul.”

Overheard by: The Hymn Reaper