Six year old girl to her grandma: …and we thought of a new game! Like right now we are going to F-word the B-word!
Mom clarifying: Finish the bathroom.
Overheard by: Embarrassed Momma
grandparents
RS Sister: My FOURTH grandchild will be born next month! They’re more fun to collect than Beanie Babies EVER were!
Overheard by: Cindy Lou Who
Primary teacher to visiting girl: Who are you visiting?
Girl: Grandma
Primary teacher: Who is grandma?
Girl: My mommy’s
Primary teacher: Does she have a name?
Girl: Yeah, I told you… Grandma!
Overheard by: Kathy
5-year-old girl: Grandpa, Heavenly Father wants me to get married in the temple, right?
Grandpa: Yes, that’s right.
5-year-old girl: …and Satan, he wants us to get married at Chuck-A-Rama, doesn’t he?
Overheard by: ClistyB
(Chuck-A-Rama - An all-you-can-eat-buffet, much like Hometown buffet, etc.)
Grandson: Why would you want God to steal your soul?
Grandma: What? God doesn’t steal souls.
Grandson: But I heard you sing, “Please steal my soul.”
Overheard by: The Hymn Reaper
5-year-old Elizabeth: Grandpa, I just got done with cry mary.
Overheard by: Travis
6-year-old grandson helping to unpack a nativity set: Who is this, grandma?
Grandma: That is one of the wise men
Grandson: Then this one must be the foolish man!
Overheard by: Terry
