Gospel doctrine teacher: So, Abraham and Sarah were very old when they conceived Isaac.
Class Member: Well, at least they had lots of sex in the meantime.
Overheard by: Amy
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Sister in gospel doctrine: It says that Job lost his sons, but did his daughters die too?
Brother in gospel doctrine: It doesn’t say. That must have been the trial.
Overheard by: Ba Dump Ching
Lady introducing her college-aged daughter to the gospel doctrine class: This is my daughter, she’s just moved here and is now living with us.
Man sitting in back corner next to his wife: Is she single?!
Overheard by: Glad-Is Married
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 25, 2009
Elders, General, High Priests, Relief Society, Sunday School / 2 Comments
Elders, General, High Priests, Relief Society, Sunday School / 2 Comments
Gospel Doctrine teacher writing “Endor to the end” on the chalkboard: We have to endure to the end of our lives.
Overheard by: Wicket W. Warrick
GDT: Has anyone here had a recent experience of being healed by the Priesthood?
Sister: One of my dogs got sick and so I made the Elders give him a blessing
GDT: [trying to salvage the situation] Was he healed?
Sister: He was doing fine until the man down at the filling station shot him.
Overheard by: Kerry
