Ward bulletin announcement: Tifie Scout camp website – The bishop will be giving physicals for troop night on Wednesday, July 15 at 6:00 p.m.
Overheard by: Dr. Bishop?
Ward bulletin announcement: Tifie Scout camp website – The bishop will be giving physicals for troop night on Wednesday, July 15 at 6:00 p.m.
Overheard by: Dr. Bishop?
Bishop, to sister who was sustained: Okay, Sister..you’re in!
Overheard by: Playful Bum Slap
Congregation: [Raises hands]
13-year-old girl: Yay! It’s anonymous!
Mom: Honey, it’s unanimous.
Overheard by: Sister of Jared
Member girl at Halloween party: Are you a Mormon?
Non-member girl giving a weird look: No, I’m Princess Leia.
Overheard by: Trunk-or-treat this!
Grandfather speaking in church: If I go overtime, it’s the bishop’s fault. He should of known better than to ask me to speak.
Overheard by: Snoring Grandson
Member #1: At least I got up early enough to have a decent breakfast.
Member #2: What did you have?
Member #1: Sour Eggs.
Member #2: [blink, blink]
Overheard by: Chattanooga Branch
Wife: I’m cold.
Husband putting his arm around wife: Wow, you are cold. You’re stealing all my heat! You’re a joule thief!
Overheard by: One Small Apple