Primary teacher: We can prayer for anything and our prayers will always be answered.
Little boy: So, if we pray for pizza we’ll get some!
Overheard by: Dominoes
food
Sunbeam teacher: What are you thankful for that Heavenly Father gave you?
Little boy: Butter.
Overheard by: Parkay
Boy in sacrament meeting: Bread and water. Bread and water. That’s all they ever give us. I want a hot dog.
Overheard by: Tristi
Guy: Mmmmm, mmmmmm. You smell like pork.
Chick: Haha, I just took the ham out of the oven.
Guy: Mmmmmm. Now thats perfume.
Overheard by: Ba Con
YSA #1: Thanks for eating my vegetables, Anne*. I’ve been giving them to dad this week, but I thought mom would get annoyed [if I pawned them off again.]
YSA #2: Why don’t you just eat them yourself?
YSA #1: Because they are disgusting.
YSA #2: You’re going to die.
Overheard by: V8 Spicy!
