Overheard In The Ward

Father: Where do you want to go on your mission?
Son: Disneyland!

Overheard by: Doug

Expectant father bearing testimony: A pregnant wife is different than a regular wife.

Overheard by: Wincing Wardmember

Primary President: Dad’s teach us how to do all sorts of things, like work. Do your dads teach you how to work?
CTR 8 Mortician’s Son: You mean on DEAD PEOPLE!?

Overheard by: Meagan

Young boy: Thanks for helping me dad. You’re a lightsaber.

Overheard by: Bishop Duku

3-year-old Sean*: Where are we going?
Father: We’re going to Fathers and Sons.
3-year-old Sean: What’s Fathers and Sons?
Father: Its like a party… Connor and Cotter will be there with their dads. No moms or sisters get to come.
Sean: Oh… so only penises?
Father: Uhhh… sure.

Overheard by: Big Brother Johnson