Overheard In The Ward

Third speaker during afternoon sacrament meeting: I’ve been asked to give a talk on the blessings of the fast offering.
Sunbeam girl groaning: I’m hungry!

Overheard by: Lori – Saline (Michigan) Ward

Sunday School Teacher: One of the most important things we can do for fast sunday is prepare for the fast. How do you think we should prepare to fast?
Class member: Go to an all-you-can-eat-buffet.

Overheard by: Side of Fries