Boy: Hey guess what?
Bishop: What?
Boy: I just found out that I’m related to my Grandma and Grandpa… Our last names are the same.
Overheard by: Cousin Larry
family
Daughter: Ok, so don’t be mad at me…
Father: Why?
Daughter: Ok, so, uh, I accidentally deleted your Jeopardy episode.
Father: My one episode I had on there?
Daughter: Yeah, but it was an accident and I did it accidentally. Mom said you wouldn’t mind, but I knew you would. It was accidental.
Father: I guess it’ll be OK. There will be tears, but we’ll get over it.
Overheard by: Sam Hawk
