Overheard In The Ward

Daughter: You know what would be funny?
Family: What?
Daugter: If some one named there kid the brother of Jared because when they would go to school everyone would ask him his name and he would say brother of Jared then they would say so your brothers name is Jared then he would say no my brothers name is bob.

Overheard by: Sister of Jared

8-year-old girl while her sister is adding eggs to make cookies: Poor little chickies. Poor little chickies.

Overheard by: Chirp chirp chirp

14-year-old brother sitting at computer preparing a talk: How do you cut and paste?
4 year old sister: Scissor and glue.

Overheard by: Paste Eater

3-year-old girl singing: Families can be together forever, through Heavenly Father’s plan, I always want to be a vile family, and the Lord has shown me how I can, The Lord has shown me how I can!

Overheard by: Danny

Adult daughter and her mother, entering a Sunday School class: Is this Gospel Essentials?
Class Member: No, it’s Marriage and Family Relations.
Daughter, turning to leave: Oh, we like our dysfunctional family, we don’t want to change.

Overheard by: Kate

College-aged Niece: Uncle Mark, did you get to wear flip flops on your mission to Samoa? … Wait, did they have flip flops back then?

Overheard by: Jimmy Choo

Favorite surrogate aunt: I’m going to steal you and keep you forever.
Adored little girl: Okay, but you have to ask my mommy first.
Favorite surrogate aunt: Maybe I’ll just borrow you for a while. Your mommy would miss you too much.
Adored little girl: It’s okay, she has my big sister.

Overheard by: Favorite Spinster