Overheard In The Ward

EQ teacher during lesson on agency: I was the one wearing the nice pants, and the guy with the nice pants gets to make all the decisions.

Overheard by: Slurpeefiend

EQ Teacher: I’ve heard the brethren and the First Presidency quote C.S. Lewis and Robert Frost poems in General Conference, so I don’t feel too bad about quoting, if it’s true, and relevant to the lesson… Bruce Lee.

Overheard by: Slurpeefiend

EQ president: Will there be any fun activities at FHE tomorrow?
FHE Coordinator: Yes! I can’t give details, but we’re doing a game called Chinese Dragon. It’ll be fun!
EQ president: Will there be fire?
FHE Coordinator: No … No fire. There’ll be bananas though, does that count?
EQ president after a few seconds of silence: No. Okay, moving on..

Overheard by: Nickster

EQ President of a YSA ward: So does anyone have any good dating stories for the past week?
Elders: [silence]
EQ President: Huh. How about missionary moments, anyone have any missionary moments in this last week?
Elders: [silence]
EQ President: Huh! Well, now that we know where our ambition level is, let’s move on to announcements…

Overheard by: Love Long Walks On The Beach

Elder 1: My wife and I have our anniversary this week.
Elder 2: Yeah?  How many years?
Elder 1: Three.
Elder 2: You just have one child?
Elder 1: Yeah, she’ll be three in April… wait… stop doing the math on me!

Overheard by: Counting Time

20-something married guy while giving a talk: My wife and I have been married for a couple of years. We’ve been trying to have a baby. It’s been really fun!

Overheard by: Jessica

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Advanced Aged High Priest: These cold metal chairs! My hemorrhoids don’t agree with them too much…
Young Men’s Advisor to an Elder: I could have gone the rest of the day without hearing that.

Overheard by: Brethren, let’s separate for quorum activities