EQ president: Now, when giving a priesthood blessing, I have heard of instances of putting a drop of olive oil on another part of the body when the head isn’t available… Guys, guys, umm, that’s not what I meant!
Overheard by: Nick S.
Elders
Elder announcing a ward activity:We will be having a murder mystery, so if you are on the committee please meet with us to help plan the murder.
Bishop’s wife: Let me get this straight. The bishop just went out of town, so your planning a murder?
Elder: Don’t worry; we’ll start with a prayer.
Overheard by: Gidgiddoni
Bishopric member putting in a plug: The stake president has asked that a priesthood choir be put together for stake conference. So brethren, if you sing, go the Stake Center Sunday at 6 p.m. They need all the help they can get.
Overheard by: SnickeringSinger
EQ teacher during lesson on agency: I was the one wearing the nice pants, and the guy with the nice pants gets to make all the decisions.
Overheard by: Slurpeefiend
EQ Teacher: I’ve heard the brethren and the First Presidency quote C.S. Lewis and Robert Frost poems in General Conference, so I don’t feel too bad about quoting, if it’s true, and relevant to the lesson… Bruce Lee.
Overheard by: Slurpeefiend
EQ president: Will there be any fun activities at FHE tomorrow?
FHE Coordinator: Yes! I can’t give details, but we’re doing a game called Chinese Dragon. It’ll be fun!
EQ president: Will there be fire?
FHE Coordinator: No … No fire. There’ll be bananas though, does that count?
EQ president after a few seconds of silence: No. Okay, moving on..
Overheard by: Nickster
EQ President of a YSA ward: So does anyone have any good dating stories for the past week?
Elders: [silence]
EQ President: Huh. How about missionary moments, anyone have any missionary moments in this last week?
Elders: [silence]
EQ President: Huh! Well, now that we know where our ambition level is, let’s move on to announcements…
Overheard by: Love Long Walks On The Beach
