Crazy man: Sister Smith is going to have a baby like Sarah of old.
Almost deaf Brother Smith: What did he say?
Sister Smith: HE SAID I’M GOING TO HAVE A BABY LIKE SARAH OF OLD.
Brother Smith: Like hell you are!
Overheard by: Auntie
elderly
Sunday School Teacher to Older Woman: Sister Smith, are you as old as your husband?
Sister Smith: Don’t ever say that, or I’ll hit you in the face!
Overheard by: It’s Good to be Fugal
A recent elderly widower bearing his testimony and thanking people for their support: This must be the best ward to die in.
Overheard by: Chief Casserole Maker
