Overheard In The Ward

Primary Counselor holding up potted plant: What does this plant need to grow?
Child #1: Air
Child #2: Sunshine
Child #3: Water
Primary Counselor holding up 4-month-old: What does this baby need to grow?
Child #1: Love
Child #2: Milk
Child #3: Hair!

Overheard by: Tiffany

6-year-old discussing primary songs with parents: If I’m building a house and it starts raining and flooding, I’d get on a boat and get out of there!

Primary President in Sharing time: When we are Baptized, we have to go all the way under the water. Does anyone know what that is called?
8 year old: It’s called immersion.
PP: Yes! So then when we are baptized by immersion, we need to…
4 year old: Hold our breath!

Overheard by: The Sunbeam Herder

RS President to new single girl in the ward: So what do you do?
Single Girl: I work.
RS President in a voice setting the women’s movement back 30 years: Ooh! We don’t have anyone who does that!

[Single girl bites tongue.]

Overheard in the ward by: Susan B. Anthony