Overheard In The Ward

CTR 4-5 class Teacher: How can we get to the temple?
5-year-old girl: Drive or walk.
Teacher: Yes, but how can go inside the temple?
4-year-old boy: By using the doors.
Teacher: Yes, you are absolutely correct… Anyway, Heavenly Father wants us to go to the temple someday…

Overheard by: Didi M.

Congregation: [Raises hands]
13-year-old girl: Yay! It’s anonymous!
Mom: Honey, it’s unanimous.

Overheard by: Sister of Jared

Choir director explaining what a D.S. al coda is to the choir: So when you see this squiggly thing, go back to page four.
Choir member: So, it’s kind of like a choose your own adventure book?

Overheard by: Janet T.

Little boy after eating Burger King: Aren’t fries good for you?
Mom: No!
Little boy: Then why do we eat them all the time?

Overheard by: Bailey

Primary teacher to class: What are sone of the temptations you might face in your life?
8-year-old answer: Childhood obesity?

Overheard by: At least he didn’t say “Alien Arm Syndrome”

14-year-old brother sitting at computer preparing a talk: How do you cut and paste?
4 year old sister: Scissor and glue.

Overheard by: Paste Eater

Primary singing time leader: You just lost the championship basketball game and are upset about it. It is time to give five to the other team. What do you think Jesus would do in this situation?
8 year-old: He would try to get on the winning team next year.

Overheard by: Cleveland Cavaliers