Overheard In The Ward

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RS sister #1 to RS sister #2 who is newly pregnant with 5th child: So I heard a rumor… is it true?
RS sister #2: Yep.
RS sister #1: Was it planned?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes.
RS sister #1: So you really DID want another child?
RS sister #2: Ah… yes. It would appear so.

Overheard by: MamaOfMany

YSA girl: Where are you from?
YSA girl #2: I’m from Vermont.
YSA girl: Oh, where in Canada is that?

Overheard by: Courtney - BYU-Idaho sacrament meeting

Primary leader teaching the children about going to the temple and being sealed together as a family: When we take these family members to the temple [places family cut-outs into a zip-top bag] and we close it, what happens to the family?
Child to the primary leader: They suffocate?

Overheard by: Mesa Mormon

Primary leader holding up her temple shoes: What kind of shoes are these?
Little girl: Flats!

Overheard by: Sister Prada

Teacher: Without naming anyone, can you guys think of someone who maybe hasn’t gone to the temple?
[silence]
8-year-old: Hmm, I know… Pontius Pilot!

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

Bishop to Primary: What is something that we are supposed to do every morning and night, by ourselves, and with our families?
4-year-old girl: Brush our teeth!

Overheard by: Amanda

4-year-old Sadie: Mom why does everyone pray for me?
Mother: Our family prays for you because we love you.
Sadie: No everyone in the church prays for me.
Mother: They pray for all the children.
Sadie: No mom, they only pray for me never the other kids.
Mother: What are you talking about?
Sadie: They always say “and we Sadies things”!

Overheard by: Sadie’sMom