Sister turning to a family sitting beside her: What dialect of Chinese are you speaking?
Family: [awkward pause] We’re Korean.
Overheard by: Cinnamon
Sister turning to a family sitting beside her: What dialect of Chinese are you speaking?
Family: [awkward pause] We’re Korean.
Overheard by: Cinnamon
High Council Speaker over the pulpit speaking about Christmas: And everyone knows there is no Santa Claus.
Overheard by: Drama Momma
Veil worker #1: I totally just screwed up.
Veil worker #2: What happened?
Veil worker #1: I thought her head was her shoulder.
Overheard by: Tiny Tim