Choir director explaining what a D.S. al coda is to the choir: So when you see this squiggly thing, go back to page four.
Choir member: So, it’s kind of like a choose your own adventure book?
Overheard by: Janet T.
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Mother: Clean up, the choir will be here soon.
7-year old daughter: You mean the REAL choir?
Mother: The ward choir, it’s a real choir.
Daughter: Oh, I thought you meant the Tabernacle Choir, it was going to be pretty crowded in here.
Overheard by: Mr. Mac
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Printed in ward bulletin: Stake Choir practice begins tonight at 6:00 at the Stake Center. Baby sisters will be provided. Please come.
Overheard by: The Stork
Ward choir director after a rocky beginning to a song: Well, there are not tenors here today. That’s why we… can’t hear them.
Overheard by: My Imaginary Congregation
Ward choir signing: In this very room…
6 year-old to mother: Who is verrrrry ruuuuuude?
Overheard by: ClistyB
Elder: She is totally a Lead Kindly Light kind of girl.
Elder #2: Huh?
Elder: You know… [singing] Lead Thou Me On.
Overheard by: ChoirFreak
