Temple fireside speaker: I am so grateful to be sealed for eternity to my beautiful four children, and staying sealed to their father is the sacrifice I make, the price I pay.
Overheard by: Sacrifices
children
Son: Hey, Mom, can we have some of those, what are they called? Mexican waffles? later?
Mom: You mean English muffins?
Son: Oh yeah, those.
Overheard by: Mike
4-year-old girl: Mom, can I read scriptures with you?
Mom: Sure, I’m reading about Abinadi.
Girl: Oh, I know who he is… He’s the one who got fired.’
Overheard by: Burnt Ends
8-year-old Primary offering the closing prayer: Dear Heavenly Father, please bless us. Please bless the food. Well, that’s if we are having a potluck today, but if not, that’s okay…
Overheard by: Potluck Equals Nasty
Brother bearing testimony in sacrament meeting: And sometimes, I am a stupid man.
4-year-old: He can’t say that. Mommy will send him to his room.
Overheard by: Wash Your Mouth Out
4-year-old daughter: Mom, you need to turn right.
Mom: Why?
Daughter: Because we were told to choose the right way in primary. Not left! You know, CTR!
Overheard by: Training Permit
10-year-old boy: And when I come home from my mission, I’ll be married in the temple to my eternal competition.
Overheard by: Sis. Moon
