Overheard In The Ward

Primary President: What do you know about Temples?
CTR girl: I’ve heard that they’re so clean you could eat off the floor.
PP: Well, they are buildings that are kept really clean. But do you know another way Temples are clean?
CTR girl: The bathrooms!

Overheard by: Angie

Little Boy: Is that your computer? It’s beautiful!
Adult: It’s a Mac.
Little Boy: I have a computer. It’s Bob the Builder. But my sister lost the batteries.

Overheard by: MacGirl

Son: Mom, is Jesus going to be at Jacob’s baptism?
Mom: Oh honey, I don’t think so.
Son: Oh that’s right… He is in a different ward.

Overheard by: Alexafabulous

Boy holding cards of the apostles: Hey, lets play war!

Overheard by: Mother of future poker champion

Child from inside bathroom stall: Mom. Your bum covers the WHOLE seat!

Overheard by: One Stall Over

Mom: Say bye to grandma… we won’t be back for a little while.
Child: We are coming back for their funeral right?

Overheard by: The Day Dawn

Daughter looking at box: Mom… Is this a picture of Gordon B. Hinkley or just some other old guy?
Mom: No. That’s a picture of Orville Redenbacher

Overheard by: Betty Crocker