YM: How did you get 15 stiches on your forehead?
4-year-old cousin: Well, I wanted to be baptized like my sister so I dove into the bathtub to practice.
Overheard by: Whitney
children
Girl opening the boys bathroom door to get younger brother: Joseph come out already!
11-year-old girl gasps then whispers: You just saw the urinals!
Overheard by: Bystander
2-year-old with a sheet over his head chasing his older brother and yelling: RARR! I’m the Holy Ghost!
Overheard by: ProudAunt
2-year-old praying before a meal: Bless us eyore.
5-year-old brother: Was that supposed to be bless us o Lord? I don’t want to pray to a blue donkey.
Overheard by: Christopher Robbins
Teacher: What do we need when we go on a trip?
Child: A map!
Sunbeam: Dora has a map!
Overheard by: Enchanted Forest
Mother: Now remember, what does your necklace say?
3-year-old: I am a trial of God.
Overheard by: MammaD
Little boy: I love everyone! Well except for one boy and that is Michael Jackson.
Overheard by: Sequins
