YW beehive member while choosing roles for an easter pageant: I want to be a virgin!
Overheard by: OilMyLamp
chastity
BYU bishop during a chastity lesson: Kissing is fun. In fact, I encourage it!
Overheard by: Maren
YSA speaker trying to make a point about obedience: Are you living the law of tithing just because you don’t have any money? Or because you love the Lord? Are you living the law of chastity just because you can’t get any even if you tried? …
Overheard by: Berkeleyite
Valiant 10 boy to teacher: What is a harlot?
Primary teacher: Well, its a…
Valiant 10 girl interrupting: A harlot is a woman who gets l**d by lots of men every day.
Boy: Oh, I know about that.
Overheard by: Jezebel
CTR 6 Teacher: We’re going to go around the room and you tell the class an activity and we’ll give it a thumbs up or down depending on whether or not it is a good Sabbath Day activity or not.
6-year-old-boy with thumbs up: Have sex!
Overheard by: Dr. Ruth
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on November 06, 2008
Leadership, Primary, Young Men / Young Women / 9 Comments
Leadership, Primary, Young Men / Young Women / 9 Comments
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Pregnant Primary President: The primary presidency has had their share of pregnancies. I think it’s the young women’s turn!
Overheard by: Chasitity Shmastity
Bishopric member announcing the opening song at Christmas time: After that… we will sing With Wandering Eye
Overheard by: Jess
