Brother bearing his testimony after being released from a long-term calling: Well, if there is one thing the church has taught me it’s that nothing lasts forever.
Overheard by: Callings Are Eternal
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Bitter: I mean the only reason the Bishop wants to give YOUR sister a calling is cause he’s trying to ‘save her.’
Sister: Uh… yeah… thanks.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Bishop: Brother Johnson*, we would like to extend a call to you to serve as a Sunday school teacher.
Brother Johnson*: I’m sorry bishop… I would, but I have a bad knee.
Overheard by: Major-General Stanley
