YSA girl: Where are you from?
YSA girl #2: I’m from Vermont.
YSA girl: Oh, where in Canada is that?
Overheard by: Courtney - BYU-Idaho sacrament meeting
YSA girl: Where are you from?
YSA girl #2: I’m from Vermont.
YSA girl: Oh, where in Canada is that?
Overheard by: Courtney - BYU-Idaho sacrament meeting
Single guy at BYU singles ward testimony meeting: This ward ceases to amaze me.
Overheard by: ldsjaneite
Sister speaking at a BYU student ward: … and to those of you who don’t have children yet, don’t worry, you’ll figure out how.
Overheard by: Ate
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BYU singles ward girl bearing her testimony and starting to cry: I don’t know why I’m crying… and it’s not even that time of the month!
Overheard by: I love you all. Wait, I hate you all.
Father #1: My teenagers have decided they won’t go to BYU because it’s too liberal.
Father #2: Really? Where do they want to go instead?
Father #1: BYU-Idaho.
Overheard by: ComeAgain?
BYU-Idaho girl: Oh no, I forgot to take my Redbox back! Is it open on Sunday?
BYU-Idaho girl #2: Umm, just because we’re mormon doesn’t mean Redbox is.
Overheard by: Stephanie
BYU-Idaho planning and construction facilitator explaining the plans for the new auditorium: There will be a beautiful view of the temple from one window of the lobby… Marriage proposals will be scheduled in advance to prevent confusion.
Overheard by: He Isn’t Kidding