Nonchalant older BYUI male: Well, I hope you feel better and you don’t have to get your stomach pumped.
Overheard by: Monday Morning in the Sweet Long Line to the Financial Aid Office
Nonchalant older BYUI male: Well, I hope you feel better and you don’t have to get your stomach pumped.
Overheard by: Monday Morning in the Sweet Long Line to the Financial Aid Office
BYU girl at table: Can I make a special request that we stop reading wedding vows at the study table?
Overheard by: I promise to eat everything on my plate…
BYU girl: I would much rather him spend money on my food then on my ring.
Overheard by: 42-36-42
BYU guy: So, should I grow a mustache? Just in case?
Overheard by: Alison
BYU Coed: If I don’t hear from a guy after two weeks, I assume he got married.
Overheard by: Lisa
BYU coed in girls’ bathroom: I hate clothes. I mean, I’m like the most modest person you’ll ever know but I look so much thinner without clothes.
Overheard by: Julie
BYU Book of Mormon class professor: Boys, many girls are cold, but few are frozen—so put your arms around them.
Overheard by: Sara