BYU male: He just met someone new. I’m excited to see how quickly this progresses.
BYU male #2: He could be like my friend. Five weeks after his mission, he was married.
Overheard by: Sassy Single
BYU
BYU Freshman #1: If that happened, you would probably die.
BYU Freshman #2: Or worse, expelled!
Overheard by: Cynical Senior
Woman at BYU talking on her cell phone in November: Uh, yes, hi! My brother gave me a subscription to the Church magazines last Christmas and I haven’t received anything yet. No Ensun or anything… My zipcode? Uh… uh… I don’t know my zipcode.
Overheard by: Professor’s Wife
BYU coed 1: So what are you taking this semester?
BYU coed 2: I’ve got 17 credits of kick-my-trash!
Overheard by: JonDH
