BYU girl: I’ve been creeper lovin on him for two weeks now and he has yet to ask me out.
Overheard by: Nicole
BYU girl: I’ve been creeper lovin on him for two weeks now and he has yet to ask me out.
Overheard by: Nicole
BYU girl at table: Can I make a special request that we stop reading wedding vows at the study table?
Overheard by: I promise to eat everything on my plate…
BYU girl: I would much rather him spend money on my food then on my ring.
Overheard by: 42-36-42
BYU guy: So, should I grow a mustache? Just in case?
Overheard by: Alison
BYU Girl: I just want a baby, is that so much to ask?
BYU Guy: I bet we could find you one somewhere…
Overheard by: Alison
BYU Coed: If I don’t hear from a guy after two weeks, I assume he got married.
Overheard by: Lisa
BYU coed in girls’ bathroom: I hate clothes. I mean, I’m like the most modest person you’ll ever know but I look so much thinner without clothes.
Overheard by: Julie