Nonchalant older BYUI male: Well, I hope you feel better and you don’t have to get your stomach pumped.
Overheard by: Monday Morning in the Sweet Long Line to the Financial Aid Office
BYU
BYU coed: So I just had like this prompting from the Holy Ghost to look at my phone for some reason. So I looked at it and there was a text from my friend saying that I needed to come to Brigham Square. So I go, and Vocal Point is there singing Justin Bieber!
Overheard by: Cammie S.
BYU girl: I’ve been creeper lovin on him for two weeks now and he has yet to ask me out.
Overheard by: Nicole
BYU girl at table: Can I make a special request that we stop reading wedding vows at the study table?
Overheard by: I promise to eat everything on my plate…
BYU girl: I would much rather him spend money on my food then on my ring.
Overheard by: 42-36-42
BYU guy: So, should I grow a mustache? Just in case?
Overheard by: Alison
BYU Girl: I just want a baby, is that so much to ask?
BYU Guy: I bet we could find you one somewhere…
Overheard by: Alison
