YSA girl: Where are you from?
YSA girl #2: I’m from Vermont.
YSA girl: Oh, where in Canada is that?
Overheard by: Courtney - BYU-Idaho sacrament meeting
YSA girl: Where are you from?
YSA girl #2: I’m from Vermont.
YSA girl: Oh, where in Canada is that?
Overheard by: Courtney - BYU-Idaho sacrament meeting
Single guy at BYU singles ward testimony meeting: This ward ceases to amaze me.
Overheard by: ldsjaneite
Sister speaking at a BYU student ward: … and to those of you who don’t have children yet, don’t worry, you’ll figure out how.
Overheard by: Ate
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BYU singles ward girl bearing her testimony and starting to cry: I don’t know why I’m crying… and it’s not even that time of the month!
Overheard by: I love you all. Wait, I hate you all.
Girl bearing her testimony and beginning to cry in BYU singles ward: Oh my gosh… I’m so sorry… I never cry… this is embarrassing. Actually, that’s a lie. I cry ALL THE TIME!
Overheard by: 14 days before or the Spirit
BYU single bearing testimony: If there’s ever a time when you should be immune to bearing your testimony it should be on your birthday, but I’m up here anyways. Now it just sounds like I’m trying to tell everyone it’s my birthday, but I’m not. However, I will be home in apartment 407 from 4:00 p.m. - 7:00 p.m. if you wanna bring a present or something by…
Overheard by: And I look good in blue.
Testimony bearer at BYU ward: …and it’s just so nice being here since there are no temptations here at BYU.
Overheard by: And Unicorns Frolic In The Meadow