Overheard In The Ward

Aging High Priest: So who’s your beau?
Single twenty-something sister: I don’t have one, thank you.
Aging High Priest: What?! So you are like the Hershey factory? All those people making chocolate, and no one gets to eat any of it!

Overheard by: Willy Wonka

Women bearing testimony: …and, at the temple… Hey what!? no tissues? but… I’m all wet!
14-year-old teacher whispering: That’s what she said.

Overheard by: Brother Michael Scott

Stake president making closing remarks: I hope that each of us will make love… the primary part of our celebration.

Overheard by: Be Rad

Girl: Congratulations, when are you due?
Girl 2: July. 
Girl: That’s great. 
Girl 2: No wait, March. July was when we conceived

Overheard by: K